Hillary Block

Q: What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters?
A: White noise

Chelsea to Hillary

Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: "Not according to Dad."

Hillary and Bill at Baseball Game

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President's cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear, at which point Bill stands up and throws Hillary out onto the field. The crowd goes deathly silent and the advisor says, "No, sir, what I said was, they want you to throw out the first pitch."