Pickup Lines - Universal

Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Universal) , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy)
Anonymous

Forecast

The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a warming trend of you in my hot tub.

Categories: Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

Pick Up Line - Number

Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
Written By: funnyhunny