This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" "Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.
Let's Do It
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Picking Up Women
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Egyptian Pick Up
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
"Yeah, I'm into computers, but trust me, I'm neither Micro or Soft."