One-Liner Jokes

Gas Up

I asked my dentist if I could have some of his laughing gas.
He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
Anonymous

Bald Man with Holy Pockets

Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Eggs in an Intersection

Two eggs walk into an intersection.  The first egg says to the other, "Eggscuse me!"

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Food Jokes
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Submitted BY: oaa40584