One-Liner Jokes

Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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Sperm Bank Sample

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl at the front desk says to him, "Thank you for coming."

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Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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