One-Liner Jokes

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?
A:  A bulldozer

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous

Denzel

I met Denzel Washington once.
I kept yelling, "Hey, Denzel," and he kept saying, "I'm not Denzel, you fucking racist!" Oh man, classic Denzel.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?
A:  They take the psycho path.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes)
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Anonymous