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Mime Unrest
My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.
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Big Question
Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.
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Nazi Foreplay
Q: What is Nazi foreplay?
A: Yell "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
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