One-Liner Jokes

Mouse Bucket

Q: What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
A: Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Animal Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Go Away

I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"... 
Fucking firemen.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Firefighter Jokes)
Anonymous

Blonde Laughter

Q:  How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A:  Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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