One-Liner Jokes

New Computer Virus

Did you hear about the new computer virus?  It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".  Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

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Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Trombone jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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