One-Liner Jokes

Trombone jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Bad Business

Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied

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Cannibal Compliment

Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other, "Gosh, Bill, your wife makes a great meal."

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