Carinet

Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
A: You can't!

Business One-Liners 03

• A day without sunshine is like night.
• A disagreeable task is its own reward.
• A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.
• A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
• A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
• A fool and his money are soon elected.
• A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
• A free agent is anything but.
• A friend in need is a pest indeed.
• A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

New Computer Virus

Did you hear about the new computer virus?  It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".  Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!