Hard Working Business Lines

• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
• Has anyone ever heard of a self-made failure?
• Have you flogged your crew today?
• He who beats his sword into a plowshare usually ends up plowing for those who kept their swords.
• He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
• He who dies with the most toys, wins.
• He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
• He who hesitates is probably right.
• He who pulls the oars does not have time to rock the boat. 

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX

Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when in conversation with bosses.
Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

Idiots And Geography

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"