Money Jokes - Poor People Jokes

Yo Mama - Broke

Yo mama so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Vegas

My friend came back from Las Vegas. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went there in a $20,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.
I thought, "Nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $30,000 Toyota. Came back in a $465,000 vehicle.
A Greyhound bus.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bird Seed

Yo mama so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Anonymous