Jewish Football Game
Q: What's the object of a Jewish football game?
A: To get the quarter back!
Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.
Fly Over Pic and Sav
Q: What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
A: Cheap, cheap, cheap.
Value of a Dime
A man finds a dime and walks up to a coin expert and says, "This is a 1953 dime, is it worth any thing?" The expert replies, "It might be worth 10,000,000 dollars!" "Really?!" "Yeah, if you use it to scratch of a lotto ticket."
Answering Machine - Tapeless
Hello, we are all currently home, but someone stole our phone, as well as the recording tape from this answering machine. So you can't reach us until we either find a phone or get a tape. If you had to waste a quarter on this call... Sorry.