Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

Knowledge Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.
Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

Categories: School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style

How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Professors of mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for one of their graduate students.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Digit Squeeze

Q: What did the number zero say to the number eight?
A: Why have you got your belt pulled so tight?

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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