Girls Are Evil
Girls = time * money
time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*)
But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: m>
Taking into account (*), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!
Numbers Equal Zero
Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then a = b a^2 = ab a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2 (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b) a + b = b a = 0 Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2b = b, which mean that 2 = 1.
Q: What kind of math do birds like?
Three is Equal to Four
Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c After reorganizing: 4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c Take the constants out of the brackets: 4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c) Remove the same term left and right: 4 = 3
Q: 1,2,3,4 & 5 are sitting in class, why did 3 get kicked out?
A: He was being mean.