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Emo's Changing Light Bulb

Q: How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, because they are all crying in the dark.

Light Bulb - Jugglers

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

West Coast Colleges to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties.

Dylan Fans to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Light Bulb - Sado-Masochists

Q: How many sado-masochists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him.