Light Bulb Jokes

Amish Lightbulb

Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Light Bulb - Liberal Democrats

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Harvard Man Changes Lightbulb

Q: How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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