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Answering Machine - Changing Lightbulb

I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb. 

Liberals to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

Microsoft Technicians and Light Bulb

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM.

Whigs to Light a Lamp

Q: How many Whigs does it take to light an oil lamp?

A: One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.