Light Bulb Jokes

Blondes to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

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Light Bulb - Straight San Franciscans

Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.

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Conductors Change a Bulb

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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