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Light Bulb - Futurologists

Q: How many futurologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. He just takes the old functioning one out when nobody's looking, just to be certain.

Californians Screw in Light Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

Light Bulb - Senator

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

Light Bulb - Sci.Math Readers

Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.

Kids Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many kids does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to say, "But I never turn it on!" and two to say, "But I did it last time!"