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Light Bulb - Blonde

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: "You can change those things?!"

Irishmen Bulb

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: "Aw, fuck it! We'll drink in the dark!"

Light Bulb - Editor

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. "I'm not changing a thing"

IBM Employees to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Duke Freshman to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.