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Feminists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.

Light Bulb - Sales Director

Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?

Calvinist Lightbulbs

Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be the one that has been chosen to be changed.

Osama to Screw a Lightbulb

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

Light Bulb - Bureaucrats

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, we contract out for things like that.