Jokes about Kids

Crew Cut

Q:  What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?
A:  A bald eagle!

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Get out of Bed

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school!" "You HAVE to go to school," the mother scolds. "No! The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky." "You WILL go to school, young man," the mother warns. "Why? Why do I have to go to school today?" the son asks. The mother is about to lose her patience. "Because you're the principal, now get out of bed!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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First Movie Alone

A little kid goes to his first movie alone. He buys one ticket and goes in. A minute later, he comes back out to buy another ticket. The man at the counter asks, "Why do you want another one?" The kid replies, "Because that man over there ripped the first one in half."

Categories: Jokes about Kids
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