Jokes about Families

Amish Heat

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Father's Day

One morning, a son asked this father: "Why are you making
Mommy breakfast? Is she sick?" "No dear," I replied, "It's Mother's Day." "Oh," said the son, "then is every other day Father's Day?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

College Fund

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walked out the front door, came back in, and said both. Moments like this got me wondering if I'm saving too much for college

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG