Jokes about Families

Enjoy the Fries

A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Jewish Hanukkah Gifts

A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Hanukkah Jokes)
Anonymous

You'll Go Blind

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.
"Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind"
"Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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