Only Child

I heard that your brother was an only child.

Brother-in-law Went to the Doctor

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult time achieving an orgasm.
The Dr said "which position do you use?"
"Doggy style," said dumb shit.
"Why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see if that works any better." said the Dr.
"We've tried that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"

Cannibal Family

Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore.
Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!