Grandma Said

Grandma once said, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard."

Tree Watch

I don’t trust those trees, son.
Son: What?! Why not?
They seem kinda shady to me.

In-Law Visit

"Oh, I sure am glad to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother's side). "Now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "He told Mommy that he'd climb the walls if you came to visit," answered the boy.