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Women vs. Dogs

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

Featured on: 1-20-2023
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Anonymous

Childhood Dog

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Featured on: 1-18-2023
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Submitted BY: Jamalhattar

Redneck CSI

Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?
A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.

Featured on: 10-23-2022
Anonymous