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More Brains Than Kurt

Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

A: The wall behind him.

Yo Mama - Quarterback

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo Mama - Curry

Yo mama so stupid, she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.

Creative Ways to Call Someone Stupid

  • A few crumbs short of a crouton.
  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • A few peas short of a casserole.
  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
  • One taco short of a combination plate.
  • A few feathers short of a whole duck.
  • All foam, no beer.
  • Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
  • Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instruc- tions on the heel.
  • He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
  • As smart as bait.
  • Chimney's clogged.
  • Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
  • Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
  • Forgot to pay her brain bill.
  • Her sewing machine's out of thread.
  • If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • Has the intelligence of a Carrot.

Yo Momma - Birth

Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!