Insult Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Same Response

My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.

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Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

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Anonymous

A Virgin Wife

"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"
"I don't know.  Some say yes.  Some say no."

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