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Green Pricks

Q: What's green and has pricks all over? 

A: Your family tree.

First Hand Testing

During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.

That study was conducted by your mom.

Know It All

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

A: A know-it-all bitch.

Christmas Present Insult

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to duplicate presents wherever possible then lose the receipts so that none of them can be exchanged. If they happen to be things you want yourself, so much the better. Just offer to take them back.

Yo Mama - Grocery Store

Yo mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.