Caught Many Fish

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"

Keep Talking

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Yo Mama - Scale

Yo mama so fat when she step on da scale it says, "To be continued."