Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.
Yo Mama - Beach
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Hula Hoop Insult
You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!
Q: Why is Chicago called the Windy City?
A: Because the Bears blow!
Yo Mama - Bookmark
Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!