Insult Jokes

Insulting at Christmas

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Refuse to give any guests a drink, on the grounds that it's for their own good not to drink and drive. Have plenty of soft drinks to offer them though. Then pour yourself a large Scotch, on the grounds that you aren't going anywhere and don't have to worry.

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Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Museum

Yo Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

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Anonymous