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Yo Mama - Bookmark

Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo Mama - Search Party

Yo mama is so fat, they sent out a search party to find her belly button.

Yo Mama - Superbowl

Yo mama so fat she hula-hooped the superbowl stadium

Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks

Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.