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Your Teeth

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

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Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!