Insult Jokes

Ocean Insult

You remind me of the ocean... you make me sick.

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Open-minded Insult

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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Yo Momma - Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her, "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

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