Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Scariest Dinosaur

Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dinosaur Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Submitted BY: sommer

Hungry Zombie

Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor
A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Copyright © 2014 - Kaitlyn Randall - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Randall

Ghost Football

Q: Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?
A: He heard they needed a little team spirit.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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