Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.

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Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Boo Babies

Q: Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?
A: Because he had a hallow-weenie.

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