Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

iPhone6

Q: Why did the skeleton love the iPhone 6?

A: Because he could bend it over and bone it.

Copyright © 2014 - Kaitlyn Randall - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Randall

Ghost Costume

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White pillowcases.

Anonymous

Witness Halloween

Q: Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
A: They don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Submitted BY: piftsy