Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Secret Santa

My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.

Submitted BY: MEG

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg

New Years Resolution

Q: What's your New Years' resolution?
A: Hopefully 8K OLED 88''

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