Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Frostbite

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Psychological Christmas Songs

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ... or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,J ingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me... (and then took it all away).

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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