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Liberty Bell
Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A Yes, it cracked me up!
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Older and Better
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription: "You are not getting older, You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered it read :"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
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Patriotic Canine
Q: What happened when Jake's dog Chester swallowed a box of fireworks?
A: I don't know, I haven't heard the last report.
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