Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Mardis Gras has Ended

Mardis Gras is over...
so get your ash to church!

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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Kiss at a Christmas Party

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Party Jokes)
Anonymous

Vampire's False Teeth

Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A: A new fangled device!

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Teeth Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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