Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Detective

Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!

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If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

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Ghost Apartment

Q: What do you call a ghost's apartment patio?
A: A Boocany.

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