Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Jewish Hanukkah Gifts

A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Hanukkah Jokes)
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Vampire Fruit -Riddles

Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 
A: Neck-tarine

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Ghoul Work

Q: How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
A: She was a cover ghoul!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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