Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Sounds Like

Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: A Yankee Poodle.

Anonymous

Deadly Dinner

Q: What food never gets ordered by Vampires at restaurants?
A: Steak.

Anonymous

Old Pilgrims

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!

Anonymous