Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

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Hocus Pocus

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

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Cat's Christmas

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !

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