Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Yogurt Scare

Q: What do you call haunted yogurt?
A: Paranormal Activia.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Zombie Weather

Q: What type of weather report makes zombies happy?
A: Cloudy with a chance of brain.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Jack-O-Lantern Jitters

Q: Why was the Jack-O-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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