Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

No Ho Ho

Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids?  Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Over Mountain

Q: Why did the witch go over the mountain?
A: Because she couldn't go under it!

Anonymous

Witches Go On Strike

Q: Why did the witches go on strike?
A: They wanted sweeping reforms!

Anonymous