Gross Jokes

Big Girl's Yeast Infection

Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Gross Jokes , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Riddles , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
Anonymous

Desperation of The Undead

Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Push Him Aside

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous