Married Football Player

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Stars

Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:
'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'

Baby Drink

Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.