Funny Thoughts

Veggie

Q: What is another name for a vegetarian?
A: A missed steak.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Good Dog

Q: Why did the girl name her dogs Timex and Rolex?
A: They were watch dogs.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Suicide or Hostage

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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