Basketball Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"

Spitting in the Vase

"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"