Funny Thoughts

Two Kinds of Lawyers

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

Anonymous

Right of Way

Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Chinese Chicken

Q: What does a Chinese chicken say?
A: Wok wok wok wok wok

Anonymous