Funny Thoughts

Confuse A Blonde

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

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Anonymous

Hipster Booty Call

I lived in your neighborhood before it became gentrified.

Anonymous

Drum Solo Record

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on AA8408 between Toyko and LA.

Submitted BY: MEG