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Observation
Pavlov's dog has gotten into Schrodinger's box, and I'm pretty sure that I can now give a conclusive verdict on the cat's condition.
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Slut Ratio
I couldn't figure out a way to measure the amount of sluts to non-sluts.
So I asked my friend Horatio.
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Literal Test
Q: What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A: A literalist takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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